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Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone's job around here?
Unless it's already detachable.
Sometimes I think I should get it permanently attached
Slap a summer sausage in the middle there for extra length and it's win-win
Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ