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gotta get inside their head (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)
  1. Wait at bus stop for 20 minutes
  2. Light cigarette
  3. Bus will immediately appear
[–] takeda 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Well, you should have lit up your cigarette 20 minutes earlier.

[–] sulgoth 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's not how that works, don't be silly.

[–] takeda 1 points 3 months ago

If it wasn't working, OP would have 20 minutes to smoke his cigarette, but if it was, he would get his bus immediately.

[–] pyre 3 points 3 months ago

good guy bus, protecting everyone around you from your disgusting shit