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Study Finds Midnight Is Perfect Time for Cat to Do 14 Laps of Room Really Fast (reductress.com)

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Fun fact : cats are ~~corpuscular~~ crepuscular. They are most active at dawn and dusk.

Their high energy time is our low energy time.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

not to be that guy, but it's crepuscular. My cat is also corpuscular (quite fat), but that's on me.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Good catch. I'll correct the above.

[–] iAvicenna 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

and we keep waking them up for cuddles during their nap time so they keep waking us up for zoomies during our nap time

[–] Maalus 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cats are light sleepers and wake eachother up all the time. They don't mind it as much as humans do. Though to be fair, the natural rythm of humans is to wake up once in the middle of the night and then continue sleeping.

[–] iAvicenna 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

cats know what is best for us, they are like "WAKE UP HUMAN IT IS ALMOST FUCKING 3 AM WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

[–] Maalus 2 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's part of it. Since they are light sleepers and see you as clumsy kittens, then they expect you to be a light sleeper too. When you aren't waking up they get worried you died lol