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[–] LordCrom 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

We had that, but people knew what the delivery driver looked like or maybe reception had a secret list of buddies to notify ...whatever. When breakfast was delivered, within 10 seconds, all the vultures in the office pounced in it, leaving nothing.

Anytime pizza was given on Fridays, same vultures would rush to be 1st in line then walk out with a plate stacked with a whole pizza.... Rest of us usually got nothing.

[–] olutukko 3 points 4 months ago

damn thst sounds shitty. at our place literally no one took moteöäre than couple breads so there was enough for everyone

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That's something to bring up to management, you know. Those coworkers were being deliberately shitty.