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Start ups when that VC funding kicks in (i.ibb.co)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It's not as dangerous as stick hockey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

ice hockey > stick hockey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Air hockey > sex with office dogs

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Tbf that right thing is a VERY low bar

Stepping on a Lego brick is more enjoyable

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Depends. Chihuahua or mini-pin, yeah, I agree. But a golden-doodle? That's a tough call.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Diddle a doodle a day, keeps the...

Hold on, someone's at my door. Brb

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How do you know? You're disgusting!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless i forgot how words work (I am very good at forgetting) I meant litteraly anything is better than doing it with a dog

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I don't know. You seem to know a lot about where having dog sex fits on a scale of enjoyment... Hmmm

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well I love my dog but not like that

Nasty

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm just kidding with ya. Oh well

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I am too dumb to people

Just one of those days

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It was a weak (and weird) attempt on my part. You're absolutely fine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My good sir/madam I wish you a good day and may your interactions be better than mine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you my friend. Enjoy your weekend!