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[–] Illegalmexicant 185 points 5 months ago (7 children)

I'm glad to hear he won't "lose interest" in working now. I can't wait to see his next big plan after the industry dominating cyber truck.

[–] AbidanYre 124 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Spoiler alert: it mostly involves shit-posting on Twitter and sexually harassing his employees.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'll do that for them for the princely sum of $10 million. Bargain!

[–] Sarmyth 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you are looking to subcontract some of that workload, I only need 1 mil to talk shit online

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I give dirty looks for $25k. Subcontract your subcontract.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

For $10k, I will make vague sexual innuendos.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Idk, 56 billion buckaroos would instantly make me "lose interest" in working. Permanently.

[–] chakan2 22 points 5 months ago

It should eliminate your need to work, but Musk feeds on the attention and less so the money. There's not a thrill left he can't afford.

Running around and acting important is all he has left.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hell, I'd permanently lose interest in working for a measly $55 billion.

[–] Wrench 16 points 5 months ago

Don't undervalue yourself

[–] xantoxis 9 points 5 months ago

Approximately 4-6 million to live on the interest for the rest of my life. That's all it would take and I'm out forever.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 5 points 5 months ago

I should ask my boss for $56 billion so I don't lose interest in working

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Asking for another paycheck since they are so soft?

[–] joekar1990 3 points 5 months ago

I could totally see Tesla reincorporation in Texas and then the board putting another pay package up for a vote out of spite.

[–] Delusional 2 points 5 months ago

He'll start a recycling company to recycle the shitty cyber trucks when they break down or when people get rid of them because they're shit.

[–] scarabic 1 points 5 months ago

I think if you read between the line, Tesla people aren’t just worried that he will stop working as hard for them, but also worried that he will flip and become an active detractor of theirs. Look at what he’s done with OpenAI. You can say he owns too many shares of Tesla but he could do quite a bit of damage to their stock price merely by selling them.