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[–] [email protected] 23 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I never let my daughter get started.

[–] Valmond 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You start by thanking god for supper and end up losing the right of your vagina.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

I never let my daughter [insert any action here].

You could make a religion out of this.

Edit: This is a reference to a joke.

[–] mholiv 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s a a bit of an unfair characterization.

Never letting your child be indoctrinated or abused or harmed isn’t a bad thing at all.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Reference to "History of the World, I guess."

It has a running theme of religions forming, then during all the beheadings in France it says "You can make a religion out of this" followed quickly by someone retorting "No, don't."

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

That's a bit of a shit take. I also never let my daughter get behind the wheel of a car, smoke marijuana, or do meth.