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submitted 8 months ago by Delta_V to c/[email protected]

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[–] eran_morad 8 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I think we need some cartels...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The cartels aren't assassinating people that don't fight political corruption.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too

[–] Guy_Fieris_Hair 1 points 8 months ago

Journalists..... maybe... but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.