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[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If you don't recognize the number, answer in a funny accent. That's how you defeat the voice harvesters.

ring ring Sombrero repair, como es?

ring ring [deep voice] Investigations.

ring ring HJECKIN?

ring ring [high pitched voice] OOIIO BO IMA SO GLAD YE RANG DOLLINGA

ring ring thinkyefurcullinpapajhonzzewoodyalacktatryourpapalopadoussoosageasperigusdoughdopoloostoday?

ring ring [monkey noises]

ring ring OOOOOHHHHHHHH COME ON EILEEN, I BEG OF YA PLEASE

ring ring [raspy voice] Jerome?

ring ring [dictation voice, right up against microphone] THANK YOU FOR FALLING KMART. PLEASE LET US KNOW WHAT YOU ARE CALLING ABOUT SO WE MAY DIRECT YOUR CALL

ring ring [moaning so intense it would make Sarah Grey blush]

ring ring WEAR MAH CHIL' SUPPORT AT JEROME

ring ring [play Gilbert Garfield directly into microphone]

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 5 months ago

ring ring "Drinking urine and help with kidney stones"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Then they just scam your friends family with you doing a funny voice.