this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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Orphan Crushing Machine

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[–] [email protected] 112 points 5 months ago (4 children)

How about instead of asking for donations, the money is just collected through taxes? What a ceazy idea!

[–] DrSleepless 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Using taxes to pay for things? Crazy!

[–] NatakuNox 9 points 5 months ago

I want my taxes to go to burying brown child under rubble in Palestine! (ever conservative ever)

[–] Clent 19 points 5 months ago

And steal this child's opportunity for gumption? The media's opportunity to placate us with a heart warming story? Deprive us this chance to be outrage?

Taxes steal all of this from us!

[–] Syringe 15 points 5 months ago

How in the hell is he going to obtain his own bootstraps if you're paying for everything with our taxes?!?!?

Let them get jobs in the mine! I've been working there since I was eleven and I turned out just fine!!

Excuse me - I need to go move my lifted ram 2500 before the repo man finds it.

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