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Kyle Rittenhouse Tells Native Americans They Can ‘Leave’ If They Hate America (newsone.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a squid, I think all those filthy, stupid homo sapiens should go back to Africa where they came from.

And then up into the trees where they came from.

But say that sort of thing today and you get cancelled!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Trees? They shouldn't have ever left the oceans if you ask me.

[–] FlyingSquid 21 points 6 months ago

Don't make the monkey-men our problem, Betelgeuseian.