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Jesus knew his pronouns (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by livewithinyourmemes to c/politicalmemes

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (2 children)

[–] OwlPaste 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

So i take it his vehicle of choice is a donkey?

[–] pyre 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Deuteronomy 13:12

And He said, 'the warming of the Earth shall not come to pass, for The Lord hath given thee Monster Trucks to roam its flat surface.' And they believed him, for He was pandering, and they would believe anything to feel they owned the Libs

[–] sebinspace 2 points 6 months ago

Sorry, one sec, I just need to.. copy that.. no.. no, select all.. SELECT ALL.. SELECT-FUCK! okay.. okay got it.. copy that… paste that.. here…

Save…

fuck-these-dipshits/deutsftw.txt…

Awesome. Cool, have a gooden!

[–] sebinspace 3 points 6 months ago

America was not in the Bible. Hot Dogs were not in the Bible. Fireworks were not in the Bible. The constitution was not in the Bible. The second amendment was not in the Bible.

If these things are so good, yada yada..

My mother also talked about how one of the disciples died by being crucified upside down. Not only is this not in the Bible, the particular piece of literature describing the event never actually said he died.

I started enjoying the Bible in the same capacity someone enjoys Lord of the Rings or Dune. In doing so, I’ve 1) found it easier to read, and 2) found some certified gangster moments, like David holding up a piece of cloth to Saul and essentially going “coulda killed you in your sleep, biatch”

I’m digressing. Point is, these people have never actually read the Bible. They pretend to have, but they haven’t. To be fair, it’s a piece of literature so dense it makes Shakespeare look like Flake chocolate, but fuck..