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Did you hear about the square that got in a car accident? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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Now it's a wrecked angle.

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[–] athairmor 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But a square isn’t one angle.

Might work better as “Now it’s a bunch of wrecked angles.” Or “It broke into four wrecked angles.”

[–] someguy3 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sound it out.

[–] athairmor 1 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I get the “wrecked angle” part which is why it’s in my versions. But “wrecked angle”—singular—doesn’t make sense for a square which has four angles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yeah, but it should be "it has a broken angle"

[–] someguy3 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sound it out.

[–] caveman8000 3 points 1 month ago

Haha .. 😂 now I get it 👍

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Omg😄