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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] bulwark 41 points 6 months ago (20 children)

Reminds me of when my breaks started failing on my 1990 Chrysler LeBaron so I got a job at a break repair place long enough to fix them then I quit.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 35 points 6 months ago (6 children)

those bits on a car are called "brakes". When a brake breaks, it's a broken brake and needs to be fixed.

[–] OopsOverbombing 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Thank you. That's one of my little pet peeves I see online; that and when people are trying to say lose but type loose.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (2 children)

They're they're, it'll be all right.

[–] SidewaysHighways 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget to breath

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

But then all the sudden everything went wrong on accident.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices 1 points 6 months ago

*alright is the wrong word you meant to use there to rile someone up. "all right" is technically correct, and you'll want to avoid that.

also, best if you use two different theres. "their they're, it'll be alright" gets you where you want to go much worse.

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