A Boring Dystopia

9758 readers

1332 users here now

Pictures, Videos, Articles showing just how boring it is to live in a dystopic society, or with signs of a dystopic society.

Rules (Subject to Change)

--Be a Decent Human Being

--Posting news articles: include the source name and exact title from article in your post title

--Posts must have something to do with the topic

--Zero tolerance for Racism/Sexism/Ableism/etc.

--No NSFW content

--Abide by the rules of lemmy.world

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

givesomefucks

277

Microplastics found in every human testicle in study (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 6 months ago by return2ozma to c/aboringdystopia

35 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] [email protected] 77 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Answering the real question: "The scientists tested 23 human testes, as well as 47 testes from pet dogs. They found microplastic pollution in every sample." Saved you a click.

[–] BassTurd 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Why were there an odd number of testes tested? In general, the come in pairs.

[–] NABDad 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one's the wiser.

[–] BassTurd 6 points 6 months ago

Honestly, I wasn't watching when I had my vasectomy. I might be a statistic.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They messed up some of the samples and didn't include them in the data

[–] BassTurd 2 points 6 months ago

Oh God... Were the samples... the testes? Were they just thrown out like old leftovers?