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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 7 months ago

Being tasked by the White Guardian of Time to collect and assemble the Key to Time (essentially the most powerful object in all of existence) sure sounds pretty special to me.

Generally, being sent on a special mission by a god makes you pretty damn special.

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