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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms (www.nola.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

Jesus: I came not to enforce the law, but to fulfill it.

Paul: Well, what he AKSTUALLY meant is blah blah ceremonial law vs moral law blah blah sex is yucky, I mean sinful!

I mean, it's more complex than that, but Paul wrote like he understood the necessity of reproduction, but didn't really comprehend what sexual urges actually feel like. He also wrote such long rambling sentences that he makes Charles Dickens look concise and clear.

[–] boatsnhos931 3 points 6 months ago

Sounds like a cult based on fear and confusion

[–] afraid_of_zombies 2 points 6 months ago

Matthew was just trying to repair the damage to James, very likely.

Paul: OT is gone except the parts I like

James: OT is still there even oral parts drifting around it.

A huge difference in how the religion should be practiced.

Now if you were a writer 5 decades later and needed to redeem the image of James, while still showing that he was wrong, this could be a good way to do it. It wasn't that James was super wrong, he just misunderstood something Jesus said at one point. Could happen to anyone.