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Louisiana becomes 1st state to require the Ten Commandments be posted in classrooms (www.nola.com)

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[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

What is good about them?

The first four require you to worship a specific god of a specific religion in a specific way.

The fifth says you should let your father rape you.

The sixth says you can't defend yourself.

The seventh says you and your partner can't be poly even if everyone is into it.

The eighth says you should let your family starve to death.

The ninth says you should tell the truth if you're asked if your neighbor is harboring runaway slaves.

The tenth is literally impossible. Everyone, even Elon Musk, covets something.