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Raw Milk Enthusiasts Demand Milk Infected With H5N1 (futurism.com)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] captainlezbian 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In this instance, ok. Bodily autonomy and all that.

[–] Papergeist 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They can't vote in November if they kill themselves.

[–] IphtashuFitz 18 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if they end up contagious before kicking it then we could end up in another pandemic…

[–] SkyezOpen 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Evidently the first plague wasn't enough.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It was actually the 3rd plague if you count the black death as the first, Spanish flu as the second and covid as the 3rd

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Technically of course The Black Death was not a pandemic, it was an epidemic. It's just people didn't really move around very much so they didn't notice.

It kept returning to Europe multiple times because the focal point of the disease would move somewhere else for a bit and then come back.