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Dude... Come on. I just want it to write my most boring emails so I can burn out of my career path slightly more slowly.
Now you can make those emails much less boring.
Thanks for the grins. "...and here's a sexy depiction of that injured fisherman's hand injury, with the hydraulic net reel as a hentai personification who is very tsundere about it."
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Yeah, but they wanted to burn out slowly.
You: Write me a boring business email. Attach a picture of my boss with their limbs chainsawed off and acid injected subcutaneously
ChatGPT: You got it, chief!
Thanks Sam Altman! /s