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A dedicated dad joke (lemmy.world)
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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)

but I’m not allowed to say it or write it down anywhere

Convenient

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The only assurance he has that I'm not going to make something up is that he knows I don't lie.

[–] Tikiporch 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

That sounds like a lie. I gave up lying looong ago.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I was just poking fun that you can’t prove it to us

Not that we know the original anyway ٩(^‿^)۶

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Haha, I don't have to prove a thing to you. This is between me and my father.