The Internet in Ancient Times

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Welcome to the stone age... or the bronze age... or the iron age... heck, anything with an 'age' is welcome, except our modern age or any ages to come.

This is about what the internet was like thousands of years ago back when it all started. Like when Darius the Great hired mercenaries via Craigslist or when Egypt invented emojis.

CODE OF LAWS

1 - Be civil. No name calling, no fighting, keep your flint hand axes inside your leather pouches at all times.

2 - Keep the AI stuff to a minimum. It gets annoying and old fashioned memes are more fun for everyone.

3 - None of this newfangled modern 21st century nonsense. We don't even know what "21st century" means.

4 - No porn/explicit content. The king is sensitive about these things.

5 - No lemmy.world TOS violations will be tolerated. So there.

6 - There is no ~~rule~~ law 6.

Laws of justice which Hammurabi, the wise king, established. A righteous law, and pious statute did he teach the land. Hammurabi, the protecting king am I. I have not withdrawn myself from the men, whom Bel gave to me, the rule over whom Marduk gave to me, I was not negligent, but I made them a peaceful abiding-place. I expounded all great difficulties, I made the light shine upon them. With the mighty weapons which Zamama and Ishtar entrusted to me, with the keen vision with which Ea endowed me, with the wisdom that Marduk gave me, I have uprooted the enemy above and below (in north and south), subdued the earth, brought prosperity to the land, guaranteed security to the inhabitants in their homes; a disturber was not permitted. The great gods have called me, I am the salvation-bearing shepherd, whose staff is straight, the good shadow that is spread over my city; on my breast I cherish the inhabitants of the land of Sumer and Akkad; in my shelter I have let them repose in peace; in my deep wisdom have I enclosed them. That the strong might not injure the weak, in order to protect the widows and orphans, I have in Babylon the city where Anu and Bel raise high their head, in E-Sagil, the Temple, whose foundations stand firm as heaven and earth, in order to bespeak justice in the land, to settle all disputes, and heal all injuries, set up these my precious words, written upon my memorial stone, before the image of me, as king of righteousness.

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Statuette of an Assyrian king

Description: The king stands on an elevated base. He is wearing a long robe to his feet. His feet can be seen through the robe. Details of the robe are incised. His hands are clasped together. A decorated gold inlay is on the middle of his chest. He wears a long stylized beard and wig. The general scholarly consensus is that this statue is not ancient.

Provenance: Said to have been found on the bank of the Tigris about 1875. By 1938: with Fahim Kouchakji; 1938: purchased by the MFA for $11,000.

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Just approximately on the map.

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I've spent the last couple of months working on this Word document for the church, buncha Psalms or something, idk, but the patron is honestly kind of a jerk and I'm bored. Looking for some ideas to spice it up.

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Another blessed day of sun, hello.

Today, just after the shadows changed direction and the heat bore down, I saw something spectacular. I am unsure whether my actions were correct and would like judgement before I call on the gods for my own punishment.

A man of different assort appeared upon our dirt tracks leading to the riverside. He had with him a wheelcart full of possessions, slowly dragging them past our farms and to the edge of our structures.

A crowd had of course gathered and we watched cautiously as he approached. Danesh (the grain miller, not the seasonal hunter) stopped the man cautiously by raising an arm and throwing stone near him. I and many others yelled at Danesh as we treat guests respectfully in Adab.

Well, this is where it gets grey. Danesh halts but begins quickly pulling items from the handcart to show us! We gather around and watch as he pulls ingot after ingot of a shimmering white substance. It has been known that other societies have access to different metals (we have discovered in our occasional battles.)

Anyways it took three dozen of us looking at the bars of metal before an elder arrived and inspected them. He claimed it was 'tin' and demonstrated to us that it was quite brittle. He cracked it over his stone knife with just a few hits! Hah! I'd take our malleable copper any day over this stupid worthless 'tin'.

This enraged the fraudster, and he screamed in his mother tounge and then shoved our elder into the dirt. Naturally, after this occured we took to fight and stoned the man to death.

AITA here? He was trying to sell us worthless metal and through his conveyence tried to indicate it would be good for tools. After he shoved our elder, stoning was the only move left, but was I in the wrong?

Also, we now have this 'tin' I guess, which is clearly inferior to our copper... What should we do with it?

Isaac the stonecutter

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