In An Alternate Universe...

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It's an alternate universe. Everything you post/ask is possible and true, and all the comments go with it. Don't break immersion.

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Looking for advice: My cat keeps licking her own egg instead of sitting on it like usual. Does it mean something is wrong with the kitten inside? (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 1 year ago by nieceandtows to c/alternateuniverse
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Raining cats and dogs is supposed to be just an expression! WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE ACTUAL CATS AND DOGS RAINING?! (programming.dev)
submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/alternateuniverse
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With AI taking everyone's jobs, and the US government lowering the retirement age to 18; AI bots will fund Social Security indefinitely. (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago by TheOneWithTheHair to c/alternateuniverse
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The radio crackled.. (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago by progenyofthestars to c/alternateuniverse
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Require .,.,.,.,.,. broadcasting fr.,.,.,.,., New York on a freq.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., assistance. .,.,.,.,ting from Albany, New .,.,.,.,. frequency of .,.,.,. Require assistance.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,., on a .,.,.,.cy of 808.90.

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My favorite ice cream parlor is all out of roaches. Looking for recommendations on free range roach ice cream places near Site 96 (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago by nieceandtows to c/alternateuniverse
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How do I keep my pet T-Rex from attacking the mailman? (yiffit.net)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/alternateuniverse
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I've always been a giant spider person, but when my boyfriend convinced me to get a dinosaur, I thought "what the hell, it can't be that hard!'

However in the few months we've had him he's broken furniture, chased the mailman and even once attacked my neighbors giant spider.

How can I make him stop? Maybe it's the food? What can I feed him that isn't as high energy?

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What's you preferred way of dealing with droid malfunction? (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago by progenyofthestars to c/alternateuniverse
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Ever since the gemstone shortage, I've been self-aware about the maintenance of my puppies. Currently thinking about one of the following options, nothing set in stone yet:

  • refabrication
  • reprogramming
  • retiring

Per title, what's your favorite re?

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How many people are excited for the new Playstation One? (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Woodyboye to c/alternateuniverse
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After Xbox announced their Xbox 4 I was super stoked to hear playstation had the next gen console in the works. Its got a real cheap price tag of around $649 too!

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With the changes in Lemmy's API prices, will you switch to Reddit? (feddit.it)
submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/alternateuniverse
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Does anybody else wish their middle hand was a bit longer? (self.alternateuniverse)
submitted 2 years ago by nieceandtows to c/alternateuniverse
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What's the use of a hand on the top of the head if you can't reach down to scratch your butt? I know the other two are more suited for the purpose, but the other day, I was carrying a heavy box up the auger ramp, and my butt decides to start itching out of nowhere. I had to put the box down, scratch the butt, and pick it back up. If only the middle hand was a bit longer, I could have carried on without breaking sweat.