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Does anybody else wish their middle hand was a bit longer? (self.alternateuniverse)

submitted 1 year ago by nieceandtows to c/alternateuniverse

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What's the use of a hand on the top of the head if you can't reach down to scratch your butt? I know the other two are more suited for the purpose, but the other day, I was carrying a heavy box up the auger ramp, and my butt decides to start itching out of nowhere. I had to put the box down, scratch the butt, and pick it back up. If only the middle hand was a bit longer, I could have carried on without breaking sweat.

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[–] progenyofthestars 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If the void wanted us to use the third hand for anything other than signaling, it would corrupt us that way. I say we're lucky enough and I'm grateful the system is as civilized as it is.

[–] nieceandtows 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I dunno. The other day I cleaned my ear with the third hand, and I only felt weird for like 30 mins afterwards. I don't feel corrupted in any way. In fact, I have been cleaning my ear 4-5 times every day with my third hand since then but I don't feel any corruption, only bliss.