thesohoriots

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[–] thesohoriots 2 points 45 minutes ago

He would’ve been fine at 374, but it was that last one that was just too much.

[–] thesohoriots 3 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 47 minutes ago)

This is a good explanation because it gets at the source. L. Ron was a failed Freudian and had some mental issues of his own, he lashed out at the psychiatry community, and built this whole thing out of a hatred for what (rightfully) rejected him. He just happened to write shitty sci-fi, so he channeled that into pseudo-psychiatry (Dianetics). There’s a reason those e-meters exist: bullshit stress response devices to measure “clearing” certain negative thoughts. They don’t actually work, but that’s the principle: you have a “auditing session,” and let’s say you get asked about your propensity for lying in a certain situation. E-meter response is measured until you’re no longer stressed by the thing you were asked about (according to the meter), you pay them absurd amounts of money, they now have dirt on you in case you try to leave, etc. This is its core, reductively. Anti-psychiatry money mill.

[–] thesohoriots 1 points 1 day ago

Always liked Power Pete, and if you don’t have vertigo, the Descent series.

[–] thesohoriots 4 points 1 day ago

“The aristocats! Shoot, messed that one up.”

[–] thesohoriots 36 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Donny always needs about tree fitty.

[–] thesohoriots 38 points 2 days ago

I cringed so hard that I involuntarily did a kegel

[–] thesohoriots 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Ok so strictly speaking it was a specific mustard colored rectangular Tupperware bowl that often held soup leftovers in the fridge. Occasionally it held popcorn. For a small child who was sick and couldn’t reliably get over a toilet to puke, it was the designated “puke bowl.” For the record, I don’t believe poop knives actually exist, but in this instance, your wife is correct.

[–] thesohoriots 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wouldn’t be a good look for that wankpanzer if a $5 tool from Walmart could bust through its windows. Better call it a Cyber-izer and sell it for $200.

[–] thesohoriots 2 points 2 days ago (5 children)

You mean the popcorn container/puke bowl?

[–] thesohoriots 7 points 2 days ago

Volunteered at a hospital in 10th grade for community service. Walked home 2.5 miles each time, partially along an expressway. I wasn’t allowed to have a cell phone because of the evils of screens (the Nokias had just switched to color, god forbid). It would’ve been weird not to walk home and wait hours until a parent was free when I lived that close. Shoutout to the eternally on-duty 7-11 employee Ray who sold me Gatorades.

[–] thesohoriots 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nobody’s mentioned the sensory overload that is Buc-ee’s yet?

[–] thesohoriots 10 points 3 days ago

people being so uninformed and then acting like they’re the ones that are informed

I see you’ve met my Trump-supporter/Qanon MIL

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Inspired by seeing a nail polish color.

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