superduperpirate

joined 1 year ago
[–] superduperpirate 3 points 1 week ago

4 out of 5 doctors prefer Lucky Strike cigarettes

[–] superduperpirate 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There was a related movie called The Disaster Artist about The Room, made by one of the Francos. I’ve seen that, but not The Room. Still strikes me as pretty fucking weird though.

[–] superduperpirate 2 points 2 weeks ago

He’s 6’6” and weighs 360 lbs. Four beers, assuming a conventional 12 oz bottle of 5% beer like Budweiser, shouldn’t be nearly enough to make him blow a 0.178.

I used an AI tool to estimate how many 5% beers it would take a 360 pound man to blow a .178. The tool’s estimate was that it would take about 169 ounces of 5% beer to get up to a .178. That’s about 14 x 12 oz bottles or cans of Budweiser.

He’s lying about what he drank or how much.

I’m just glad he didn’t hurt anyone.

[–] superduperpirate 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] superduperpirate 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Would be interesting to see an entire season-long swiss system tournament.

[–] superduperpirate 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make it a 32 team playoff, open only to B1G and SEC. All other programs are forced to liquidate all assets for make benefit glorious nation of ~~Kazakhstan~~ oligarchy

[–] superduperpirate 11 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Dan Draper is gifted and talented, but he’s also a raging prick.

[–] superduperpirate 4 points 2 weeks ago

Kenneth wonders why he hasn’t been adopted yet

[–] superduperpirate 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How about an oversized Dr Seuss book?

[–] superduperpirate 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

With an awning to protect against the prehistoric sun

[–] superduperpirate 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck Colin Robinson.

Hang out with Guillermo instead.

[–] superduperpirate 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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