superduperenigma

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[–] superduperenigma 11 points 9 months ago

It's easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.

[–] superduperenigma 6 points 9 months ago

where are the safety chains?

"We don't want the employees to be leaning too much"

-management

[–] superduperenigma 86 points 9 months ago (3 children)

"Will you endorse the man who tried to send an angry mob to hang you in order to stop the peaceful transition of power in the United States?"

"Probably not."

It's crazy that people are acting like this is some brave stance on pence's part. Jesus, Republicans get to enjoy such a low bar for being praised.

[–] superduperenigma 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's insane how low the bar is for Republicans to be given credit. Doing his job as VP and certifying a lawful election shouldn't earn him any praise. Not endorsing the man who sent an angry mob to stop him from doing his job shouldn't earn him any praise.

This is not a man who "grew a spine," it's a pile of wet napkins that got slightly more dry.

[–] superduperenigma 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (7 children)

You know what? I'm just gonna say it: nouns suck.

[–] superduperenigma 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Man, maybe keep that fetish in the bedroom if those are the best lyrics you can come up with.

[–] superduperenigma 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's a Netflix show. Obviously they're gonna cancel it after the second season.

[–] superduperenigma 4 points 9 months ago

One problem is that there's a massive upfront cost to get into VR as a consumer. Even the cheaper headsets are several hundred dollars, similar to a full console purchase. Which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, which means there isn't as much of a market to produce games for, which means not a lot of people are going to invest in the hardware, etc etc etc.

On top of that, VR has the awkward problem of locomotion. Either you're teleporting around the game world, getting motion sick moving around the game world, or standing in one place at all times. None of these options are ideal, and the only real solutions to this issue involve insanely pricy hardware purchases.

Maybe one day we'll figure it out, maybe we'll all be living in tubes playing games with our minds or whatever.

[–] superduperenigma 20 points 9 months ago (5 children)

I've seen what AI thinks a hand looks like. I don't think I'm ready to see what it thinks a dick looks like.

[–] superduperenigma 6 points 9 months ago

All you really need is good, solid brick.

[–] superduperenigma 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Quit.

The Office is a goofy workplace comedy when viewed through the lens of an audience member, but Michael Scott is an objectively terrible boss and a shitty person.

He's constantly making comments that are racist, sexist, or otherwise ignorant and unacceptable in the workplace.

He can't keep any information confidential, as seen when he outs Oscar for being gay.

He refuses to let anyone be "above him" such as when he ruins Phyllis' wedding because her father made a great toast, or when he gets kicked out of the boat party for refusing to let the captain do his job.

"Oh but he cares so much about his employees! 🥺" No he doesn't. That's why he insists on making his employees tend to his slightly burnt foot instead of dealing with Dwight's concussion. Oh, and let's not forget the time he sabotaged Jim's promotion by straight up slandering him to David Wallace.

I would rather be unemployed than working for such an insufferable man child like Michael Scott. The Office might be fun to watch, but it would be hell to live through it every weekday from 8-5.

[–] superduperenigma 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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