slingstone

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[–] slingstone 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait a minute. If I hold my jaw right, I do get a very short rumbling apart from my breath. Is that what you guys mean?

[–] slingstone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I can't block my nose in that way. I tried when your comment came in, but I can't conceive of how to do it.

With the ear popping thing, I just hear the rushing of my breath. I can see how you might be able to hear your heart. I might be making this up in my head, but I feel like maybe I could hear it when I was younger.

[–] slingstone 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (9 children)

I do this thing where I pop my ears (like when pressure changes from altitude) and then it's like I'm hearing my breathing inside of my sinuses or something. When I breathe this way, it effectively blocks conversations I don't want to overhear. Do other people do this, or am I odd?

[–] slingstone 5 points 8 months ago

Life in the Crimson Corporation is typical: there are good times, when benefit packages and bonuses improve and bad times, when the corporation has to lay off some employees. Only, if one is out of job, one is out of luck. Since everything on Druuge worlds is Corporation property, every ex-employee is instantly trespassing and guilty of stealing corporation property, like air and sunlight. The only suitable punishment in Druuge laws for that is to feed the Furnace. Retired ex-employees are, however, allowed to breathe Corporation air (albeit at decreased rates).

[–] slingstone 1 points 8 months ago

Being homeless is effectively a crime in many jurisdictions, so...

[–] slingstone 3 points 8 months ago

Aren't those guys kinda anti-federalist, except where it benefits them?

[–] slingstone 37 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I, also, am hip and with it. Witness my funky fresh lingo and in-your-face attitude, home skillet.

[–] slingstone 2 points 8 months ago

So that explains the apparent undead working for them...I only read the first book or three and it's been a minute. This is the sign for me to go back and finish the series.

[–] slingstone 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

God help the poor mathematical geniuses who accidentally discover that math. If they're lucky, they end up working for the Laundry.

[–] slingstone 1 points 8 months ago

I wonder what would happen in the same scenario but with John Constantine or Dr. Fate?

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