slingstone

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[–] slingstone 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

PC Load Letter? What does that even mean?

[–] slingstone 2 points 7 months ago
[–] slingstone 2 points 7 months ago

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

[–] slingstone 4 points 7 months ago

I expect I'll remain dead unless the eldritch energies unlocked by the collision results in my resurrection.

If I do return to life, I suppose I might be very angry at someone or something, and that I will make him/her/it/them regret what he/she/it/they did, in the finest tradition of cinematic heroes who return from apparent death or exile.

Once I've completed my mission of vengeance, perhaps I'll ride a vehicle or appropriate local domesticated animal towards a local star disappearing over the horizon of whatever planet I'm on, perhaps even with an appropriate romantic partner.

If all of this comes to pass, I would fully expect to be forced to return to resolve increasingly unexpected conflicts ad nauseum.

As I go, I'll likely start to repeatedly indicate that I'm getting far too old for this nonsense, but I'll continue to reluctantly proceed in my conflict resolution every time. Perhaps I'll be able to pass on the fight for justice to another, younger person eventually.

Like I said before, though, I'll likely just stay dead.

[–] slingstone 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Adam Something is a favorite of mine.

[–] slingstone 12 points 7 months ago

Somebody call the goddamned SCP Foundation. Something has obviously broken containment.

[–] slingstone 2 points 7 months ago

Don't worry: JFK, Jr. will be pulling into New York harbor any day now on the newly raised Titanic, to proclaim the reign of god-king Trump, and the woke crowd is going to be screwed.

[–] slingstone 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's not the herp, it's the derp.

[–] slingstone 15 points 8 months ago

This invoice must be paid FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] slingstone 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I have contacted the Finance Department FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

[–] slingstone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

As long as I tense my jaw, I guess, but it's kinda awkward for me. I kinda have to pop my jaw down and hold it. I feel I'm making a silly face when I do it, so I'm not holding it long.

[–] slingstone 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wait a minute. If I hold my jaw right, I do get a very short rumbling apart from my breath. Is that what you guys mean?

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