shortypants

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[–] shortypants 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to feel this way but then a friend and I decided to get really stoned and watched one MST3K-style and made crude and snarky comments through most of it and we had fun. It works best if it's a movie with a recognizable actor, our first one had Tiffany Amber Thiessen, and your friend(s) are quick-witted and have little to no moral compass.

[–] shortypants 4 points 1 month ago

I'd like to see a map with cultural boundaries. As a resident of NE Florida I can say we might as well be part of Georgia.

[–] shortypants 1 points 1 month ago

The Razor's Edge (1984)

[–] shortypants 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You can't leave us hanging, what's 1st place on your list?

[–] shortypants 3 points 2 months ago

She's cute so they will back her and continue to vote for her. Florida GOP has figured this out and flexing hard. Run a cute vapid cunt and you're good.

[–] shortypants 3 points 2 months ago

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

[–] shortypants 11 points 3 months ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] shortypants 31 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] shortypants 1 points 4 months ago

Barely Cooking

[–] shortypants 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] shortypants -1 points 5 months ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

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