shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] shortypants 3 points 18 hours ago

The mental gymnastics these people are capable of are depressingly impressive.

[–] shortypants 11 points 2 weeks ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] shortypants 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] shortypants 1 points 2 months ago

Barely Cooking

[–] shortypants 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] shortypants -1 points 2 months ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] shortypants 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are few real Christians anymore. Most are Christianists.

[–] shortypants 4 points 2 months ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] shortypants 3 points 2 months ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] shortypants 51 points 2 months ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] shortypants 68 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

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