schizohybrid

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Where do I sign up?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Used to be a double latte or cappuccino from ol’ reliable DeLonghi Dedica, enjoyed on the porch while catching up on news.

Now it’s instant all the way, usually drunk with desperation while trying to keep the small human from killing himself in a really dumb way.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Moon moon is an absolute treasure, thanks for digging it up!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Pfff, my personal experience is that almost every plan goes straight out the window before the first round is over anyways. (And usually makes for some real fun stories.)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://imgur.io/6oXP8ZK

I need to stop returning to this thread, getting hungry now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Misread that as nectarine gobbler. Still, appropriate, looks tasty.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

She’s beautiful!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

And full of life!

 

Her name is Mentos the freshmaker, because her farts will clear the room.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the way you think.