samus12345

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[–] samus12345 2 points 43 minutes ago (1 children)

Maybe we can't, but we can certainly not vote and make things much worse!

[–] samus12345 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] samus12345 4 points 1 hour ago

Times have changed a lot since then.

[–] samus12345 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

*or it gets the geezer fascist again

But unironically yes.

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Devil: "Yes, well, you forgot the comma after 'actually' and 'so.' Bloody Yank!"

[–] samus12345 5 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Devil: "This is special Hell lava. Your mortal rules don't apply."

Later -

Demon: "Hey, boss, is that true about the lava?"

Devil: "No, that guy just pisses me off."

[–] samus12345 9 points 2 hours ago

No. He was not lucid, just loud.

[–] samus12345 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] samus12345 6 points 2 hours ago

Serious answer: the plural of "moose" is "moose," not "mooses."

[–] samus12345 4 points 2 hours ago

She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink".

[–] samus12345 8 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (2 children)

America wants Europeans to stay out of American business

I don't. Please send help!

[–] samus12345 10 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

In Star Trek, there were Sanctuary Districts to herd all the undesirables to in the 2020s.

In reality, we can't even be bothered to do that.

 
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