randon31415

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[–] randon31415 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't Start With President! Running for president as a party that doesn't have any senators or governors is a massive waste of money on an ego trip that normally hurts the side that people voting for them support.

Start with safe democratic states, like New York and California. Run for safe democratic mayor-ships and house seats. Once you get a couple of wins, momentum, and a bench of candidates: then try for governor or senator. Once you get more than 3 of them THEN you choose the most popular among the group and run them for president.

[–] randon31415 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Japaneses workaholics: "Looking for 3-day a week jobs, Fri-Sat-Sun preferred."

[–] randon31415 5 points 1 month ago

I had a bunch of roofers hammering nails in with hammers.

I bought a bunch of nail guns and then fired all the roofers. Now less roofing is being done! It is the end to the Era of nail guns! Everyone should just go back to hammers.

[–] randon31415 92 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Obama won his senate seat because his opponent had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Hillary and McCain.

Bill Clinton won the democratic primary because everyone thought Heart was going to win, then HE had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Bush.

Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden won their primary because "IT WAS THEIR TURN". Biden only won because Republican rigged it to suppress mail in voting, but that suppressed the wrong group in the wake of COVID. I think we all have our theories on Harris. My point: I think it is time for someone that isn't "THEIR TURN" to become our next nominee.

[–] randon31415 4 points 1 month ago

They’re in line with other loans.

Which is the problem. Loans used to be 3%, now they are 7 to 8%

[–] randon31415 7 points 1 month ago

The way businesses are run is: "Make a lot of money for the owner while crashing the business, hoping for a government bailout."

Who bailout's the government?

[–] randon31415 6 points 1 month ago

Billionaire: "So if they don't exist anymore, I'm good? How many do I have to kill?"

[–] randon31415 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Unless he fled the country he was always going to be caught

On an unrelated note, they finally found D.B. Cooper

[–] randon31415 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So the guy that lead the company that denied coverage the most got paid the least?

[–] randon31415 -2 points 1 month ago

Compromise: Recognize Russian claims AND give Ukraine nukes.

[–] randon31415 21 points 1 month ago

Biden in 2020, Harris in 2024: "Nothing will fundamentally change if you vote for us!"

Obama ("Change you can believe in"): Come on, you know why you are having such trouble at the ballot box

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