randon31415

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[–] randon31415 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Japaneses workaholics: "Looking for 3-day a week jobs, Fri-Sat-Sun preferred."

[–] randon31415 5 points 1 week ago

I had a bunch of roofers hammering nails in with hammers.

I bought a bunch of nail guns and then fired all the roofers. Now less roofing is being done! It is the end to the Era of nail guns! Everyone should just go back to hammers.

[–] randon31415 92 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Obama won his senate seat because his opponent had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Hillary and McCain.

Bill Clinton won the democratic primary because everyone thought Heart was going to win, then HE had an affair. Everyone said he was too young, but then he went on to beat Bush.

Al Gore, John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, and Joe Biden won their primary because "IT WAS THEIR TURN". Biden only won because Republican rigged it to suppress mail in voting, but that suppressed the wrong group in the wake of COVID. I think we all have our theories on Harris. My point: I think it is time for someone that isn't "THEIR TURN" to become our next nominee.

[–] randon31415 4 points 1 week ago

They’re in line with other loans.

Which is the problem. Loans used to be 3%, now they are 7 to 8%

[–] randon31415 7 points 1 week ago

The way businesses are run is: "Make a lot of money for the owner while crashing the business, hoping for a government bailout."

Who bailout's the government?

[–] randon31415 6 points 1 week ago

Billionaire: "So if they don't exist anymore, I'm good? How many do I have to kill?"

[–] randon31415 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Unless he fled the country he was always going to be caught

On an unrelated note, they finally found D.B. Cooper

[–] randon31415 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So the guy that lead the company that denied coverage the most got paid the least?

[–] randon31415 -2 points 1 week ago

Compromise: Recognize Russian claims AND give Ukraine nukes.

[–] randon31415 21 points 1 week ago

Biden in 2020, Harris in 2024: "Nothing will fundamentally change if you vote for us!"

Obama ("Change you can believe in"): Come on, you know why you are having such trouble at the ballot box

[–] randon31415 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)

More like avenged. The next CEO probably won't change things.

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