quafeinum

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[–] quafeinum 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

German here. Took my wife’s name because she has publications and I don’t. I have no idea what you are talking about. In Germany any partner can take the others name in a marriage or even have a compound name (maiden name - new name). My father took my mother’s name, they divorced 20 years ago, now my father is going to change his name back to his old name. My sister married her girlfriend, she took her name. Idk at this point it kinda became our internal family joke thing although our last name wasn’t that horrible

[–] quafeinum 1 points 3 months ago

Just replace www. with old.

[–] quafeinum 3 points 3 months ago

Please someone introduce the idea of ‘real men shit standing’ or ‘I shit my ground standing’ to toxic masculine MAGA people and make it a thing. 🙏

[–] quafeinum 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If the idea of masculinity is getting challenged by sitting down to pee theres a whole shit ton of other more urgent problems mate 😹

[–] quafeinum 12 points 3 months ago

That’s the baffling thing. Normally in Germany you have to have paper, permits and inspectors(and inspectors for the inspectors) before you are even allowed to think about doing something. This is nuts that someone green lit this

[–] quafeinum 5 points 3 months ago

He probably could. But he’ll spin this into ‘make speech free again’(tm) or some hulkshit

[–] quafeinum -5 points 3 months ago

Maybe if you are Asian and have never seen mark zuckerberg 👍

[–] quafeinum 28 points 3 months ago

I thought The dude mistook fire for burned toast and Everett just k.o.ed a guy having a stroke

[–] quafeinum 7 points 3 months ago

Imagine paying 30k$ so that some guy in India gives you regular handjobs 🤦

Now imagine that’s your job 🤦

[–] quafeinum 11 points 3 months ago

Tbf the other comics are edgy to a point where it becomes funny. I’ve been expecting some outrageous twist in the last panel, but he’s just missing his dog. So yeah this is an unexpected 10/10 and kick you right in the feels because it makes you remember names. Well played sir cyanide&happiness

[–] quafeinum 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Suddenly loss.jpg

[–] quafeinum 11 points 3 months ago

Do you have an only fans?

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