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Ah, I should have specified the pasture-raised standards:

R 1: Pasture area

a. Must consist mainly of living vegetation. Coarse grit must be available to aid digestion of vegetation.

c. The minimum outdoor space requirement is 2.5 acres (1 hectare)/1000 birds (~109SF).

g. Birds must be outdoors 12 months per year, every day for a minimum of 6 hours per day. In an emergency, the hens may be confined in fixed or mobile housing 24 hours per day for no more than 14 consecutive days.

Free-range are only required to have 2SF and don't have a mandatory outside time.

Certified humane (pdf): https://certifiedhumane.org/wp-content/uploads/Standard_LayingHens-2023.pdf

“Go outside” for free-range is also a tiny little pen that chickens don’t really know how to use.

There’s another option: Pasture-raised, certified humane. They have >100SF of outdoor space per bird, shelter, and eat a mix of insects and supplemental feed.

Aldi sells them for about 75% more than conventional eggs.

Find pasture-raised eggs at your grocery store. Added bugs to the diet helps with the rich yolks.

Used to DL a bunch of Peloton videos during a free trial then self-host on Plex.

Just like Rudy!

“If motorcycles were used the same amount…”

They aren’t, so who cares?

Beakman’s episode on teeth lives on my mind rent free.

https://archive.org/details/beakmans-world/Beakman's+World+-+Season+2/Beakman's+World+-+S02E10+-+Video+Games%2C+Beakmania+%26+Teeth.avi

Oh, for sure it is work. I just chuckled at the innuendo.

“hella crazy exercise… doing this horse stuff”

A teetotaler is someone who doesn’t drink. OP is referring to Trump.

Patagonia since they also offer repair services in the event of damage and are relatively ethical.