pimento64

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Which will promptly turn in to

As you can see, the defendant, a biological MAN in a dress, was carrying a pistol in HIS purse when HE tried to invade a women's bathroom to express HIS sick gender delusion. I ask the fine Texans of this jury, would you let this sick MAN rape your daughters at gunpoint?

I'm not making a sophistical argument, they already do this. It's just that they currently focus more on codewords like "thug" to make sure a black man who had three joints in his house can never vote again. If you want gun control, arm every LGBT person in the country and Republicans will ban everything more advanced than a rubber band shooter the very next day, just like how the first sweeping gun control legislation was instituted by then-Governor Reagan to keep the Black Panthers down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

We already have that, most people after 1988 (or 2003 in the south and midwest) don't like wearing aviator frames as their regular glasses. But that's what they're for, they're the shape of the orbit of your eye and are meant to cover as much of your field of vision as possible without being wraparound glasses.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

I got fined by the city for violating the ordinance against having my trash bin sitting in the street. THANKS SLEEPY JOE!

—You

In case you weren't aware, the President isn't allowed to draft and ratify his own legislation.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

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[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago

Simpsons called it:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe they can just play a loop of your elitist whining instead.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Child palate detected

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No they fucking don't asswipe, how dare you? The fuck is your problem? I'm going to burn your house down.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Grass cress shield + elite knight set + balder side sword was peak fashion souls and I will brook no disagreement

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Descriptivism is a vestige of pre-industrial society. Prescriptivism is a necessity of universal literacy. Language evolves over time, and one of the ways in which it evolves is how it evolves. Also, if you believe in linguistic descriptivism, you are also required to believe in a descriptivist system of weights and measures, or vice versa, or you're a hypocrite. Thank you for attending my TED talk, I am not taking questions.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Nobody should support or advocate for state sponsored violence and execution. Ever.

"The United States shouldn't have entered WWII or sponsored violence through the lend-lease program that literally bankrolled the Allied war effort"

—You

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Is that a question, or are you just keen for everyone to know you uptalk?

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