ooterness

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[–] ooterness 22 points 10 months ago

That's weird, the watermark says, "I have altered the deal. Pray I do not alter it further."

[–] ooterness 22 points 10 months ago

These services are so useless. I have about a million years of free "monitoring" from all the data breeches. Whoever decided a year of useless false-alarms was an adequate remedy for a class-action settlement should be launched into the sun.

[–] ooterness 7 points 10 months ago

DANG, I'VE BEEN DOING IT WRONG. I ONLY DRINK MOTOR OIL 'CUZ IT'S SO REFRESHING AND 'CUZ I CAN SHARE WITH MY HOG. AROOOOOO!

[–] ooterness 12 points 10 months ago

It's a matter of trust. This is just the latest in a long and increasing train of Microsoft abusing their market power. They have proven, time and again, that they cannot be trusted.

Anyone who tries to pull an "I have altered the deal, pray I do not alter it further" gets a lifetime boycott.

[–] ooterness 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Okay, so we need to fire one fifth of Elon Musk. (Instructions unclear. Is a saw involved?)

[–] ooterness 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

The caption is a line from one ending of the original Deus Ex. The graphics and font do not match the PC version, but I've never played the PlayStation version to compare, or it could be a mod.

[–] ooterness 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But do they have a video about Deus Ex?

[–] ooterness 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

The monologue is a quote from Deus Ex, talking about one of these electronic gizmos.

[–] ooterness 6 points 10 months ago

RFC3339 / ISO8601 for life. YYYY-MM-DD or GTFO.

[–] ooterness 24 points 10 months ago

DOESN'T EVERYONE LOVE SHARKS? THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A SHARK IS A SHARK SKELETON CRANKING A HOG. AROOOO!

[–] ooterness 2 points 10 months ago

Florida Man strikes again!

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