ooklamok

joined 1 year ago
[–] ooklamok 3 points 4 months ago

Thanks. I just had it stuffed.

[–] ooklamok 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There is the saying "asleep at the switch" meaning someone failed to do their job. In this case, he is literally asleep at the switch.

[–] ooklamok 3 points 7 months ago
[–] ooklamok 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Just a random non sequitur. Guy is saying it out of the blue and the other dude is like, "huh?"

[–] ooklamok 0 points 8 months ago

He choked on vomit.

[–] ooklamok 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What kind of maniac sits in a tub with his head under the faucet?

[–] ooklamok 3 points 10 months ago

Fleas usually make a dog itch, but here his back is the one itching.

[–] ooklamok 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

If I'm ever on life support, I want you to unplug me.

Then plug me back in because sometimes that works.

[–] ooklamok 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I want to take you to a hay bar, hay bar, hay bar!

[–] ooklamok 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Someone wrote log entries for the holodeck technician like 20 years ago... They were quite funny. Can't remember where I saw them.

[–] ooklamok 3 points 10 months ago

I'm surprised at the use of "damn" in a 1981 comic strip.

[–] ooklamok 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I thought it was 4 with Richard Pryor?

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Swipe between posts? (self.lemmyapps)
submitted 11 months ago by ooklamok to c/lemmyapps
 

Are there any apps that feature swiping between posts?

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Swipe capability (self.syncforlemmy)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ooklamok to c/syncforlemmy
 

Would it be possible to get the ability to swipe between posts?

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