n0clue
I've played on Ephinea, it's a pretty good experience. Afaik there's not a good way to play on mobile except Steam Deck or other expensive hardware, if net play worked on the Android version of dolphin that would be massive (it won't probably also only be a matter of hours before Nintendo got butthurt) If there were a larger player base or they could make more changes to the game I'd definitely play more.
I mean not the family size, but yes a full on box of cereal.
Had a manager that somewhat creepily checked for people's phones, the look on her face when I pulled an entire box of cereal from my pocket they couldn't see was pretty good.
If only they did this at the Switch release, one of the biggest reasons I didn't buy one, wonder if there's a chance they'll do a PSO remake and release the English version 10 years later? (Although that's really Segas fault)
Just pirate it at that point.