mycroft

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[–] mycroft 18 points 1 year ago (9 children)

If the people living in apartments had a say in how they were built... yeah

Nobody chooses to live in a fucking tin can hanging from suspension wires that is so poorly insulated you can hear every bird flying into the windows as though you're inside a bass drum.

The sounds of my neighbors at 3 am snoring are not a feature you can call part of the "shared experience."

The prospect of being trapped together because the elevator went out and there's a fire... oh so joyous. Not to mention all the people's pets that get left at home throughout the day and I can hear crying with desperation to be let out as though they're in the next room...

I'm quite happy not to live in a fucking modern apartment thank you very much.

[–] mycroft 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Y'all is the best pronoun.

It's second person can be used singular or plural, and the difference is all contextual.

It's ungendered and it's makes almost anything feel "more fun."

[–] mycroft 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Never had a parking ticket spiral eh?

$85 + $50 dollar waiver fee if you pay and just say you're guilty. OOOOR

$85 fee if you go to court and lose.

Only $95 in the bank.

Well shit, $50 bucks lets you pay rent, so you take the time. But you have to get exacty $10 of gas, you get to the courtroom, do your best and lose. You gotta pay $85 dollars, and so you do -- except the bank fucked you when you went to got gas, they haven't processes that yet, and the courtroom requires a mandatory $2.95 "convenience fee" so they don't have to take a check... So you pay, and the bank processes your payments dutifully, smallest to largest, but now you're in the hole for $105.

Rent is still coming next week, and you're lucky it's only $300 cause you share a 3 bedroom and sleep on the couch.

To make the $300 dollars you gotta work 2 jobs, because Wallmart makes sure you don't get the full 35 hours each week to qualify for benefits, and McDonalds only calls you to pick up the teenagers shifts on Fridays.

But wait, you're -105 in the bank, so you gotta go call up a bunch of people you know and bug everyone at McDonalds to see if you can cover their shifts. Finally you manage to scrape together 55 hours to pay your rent... but you get dinged on your mobile bill in the middle of that week, and you're out another 40 dollars. You can't cancel the mobile phone since it's your only phone, and hell entertainment, you can't afford a TV or a Netflix plan, that shit's for the rich. You can't even afford to eat where you work...

Finally you get home, after working 7 days of 8 hour shifts you managed to scrape together (4 at wallymart and 3 at mcdonalds) and your bank account is empty, you don't have any money for food, and your snap benefits keep getting denied because you live in a red state...

So you watch youtube shorts, and tiktok doom scroll and try and forget you're hungry....

(I hope my landlord will let me give them 260 until I can cover the rest...)

[–] mycroft 2 points 1 year ago

Imagine investing in for-profit prisons, as a regular person. You’re hoping that society tears itself apart so you can watch line go up. Monstrous indeed.

I have a "ethically challenged" investment set that I put money into. I hate every one of the companies, and every one of their missions. But it means when things go horribly with society, I make money... So I get to feel like a rich person, and then almost instantly feel like an asshole because I'm not making enough money to assuage the moral issues I have with it.

When the pandemic hit, I bought a bunch of food service company stock... and various pharma companies. When I found out real estate companies were gouging people's rent... I bought real estate investment trusts... and when I found out the GOP was going to revert roe v wade, I bought a bunch of health care companies stock (that particularly service the south...)

Funny thing is, every time I get a shareholder vote notice, I always vote my conscience, but it doesn't matter everyone else votes their pocketbook every time.

[–] mycroft 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Kotaku failing at even being a sensationalist rag:

Top Chess Competor's Sex Toy 'Anal Bead' cheating buzz comes quietly in the end.

[–] mycroft 2 points 1 year ago

OH shit, the boss is flashing ya'll! Watch out he's gonna spew fireballs, but we almost got him!

[–] mycroft 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nah, girls just won't be sent to schools.

This will be "the last straw" for many of their fathers.

Some will go, and their parents will begrudgingly accept (or turn a blind eye to their daughter dressing down as soon as she's near school.). The majority reaction will be similar to what you see in other nations that don't respect women enough to let them keep their autonomy.

[–] mycroft 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (12 children)

For a 200 year old law, it's pretty straight forward. And for all it's flaws, the Nth revolution didn't like the Catholic church for ... reasons, so they wanted to make a law to get them out of politics and make them liable for their shenanigans. Thankfully they didn't discriminate when they wrote the law.

https://www.gouvernement.fr/sites/default/files/contenu/piece-jointe/2017/02/libertes_et_interdits_eng.pdf

  1. PROHIBITIONS AND LIMITS TO INDIVIDUAL FREEDOMS IN THE FRAMEWORK OF “LAÏCITÉ”

 The principle of secularism means that the State and religious organisations are separate. There is therefore no state-run public worship. The State neither recognises, nor subsidises, nor salaries any form of worship. Exceptions and adjustments to the ban on funding are defined in the legislation and case-law; they concern in particular chaplaincies, which are paid for by the State1

 No religion can impose its prescriptions on the Republic. No religious principle can be invoked for disobeying the law.

[–] mycroft 9 points 1 year ago

The story is more interesting than the title suggests! This guy was arrested for hacking two telecom companies, got released under investigation, then immediately hacked Nvidia before being put under house arrest. After that, he was relocated to a hotel (due to being doxxed) where all he had to work with was a Fire TV stick, which he promptly then used to hack Rockstar.

All in all, he’s believed to have stolen $14 million+. By the way… he’s 18, autistic, and enrolled in a special education school.

Heh Kid's handle better be dr0id or some shit: "give me an android terminal and I'll hack the world"

[–] mycroft 4 points 1 year ago

Go digging? That hasn't really changed has it? If a report pops up in my feed speaking about some scientific study, I try and go to the journal or the arxiv to find the study itself so I can read the summaries. If I really can't find anything first party, if I've got some personal knowledge on the topic I might just write the paper's author and ask for a copy (they're often very willing and excited to share) or use my library provided JSTOR access?

Google scholar still mostly works as well.. but yeah I only use it every other week or so.

Like this isn't new, science twitter has mostly moved to mastadon so most of the time there's an arxiv link in the "Study released today..." toots etc.

There are some new youtubers trying to spread the word, but yeah like the same way you've always researched?

[–] mycroft 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are many things that provide comfort for people. Drug/Alcohol use, literature etc. Fandoms are just... weird, and religion is the oldest and most mature category of fandoms.

The Bible "has been tainted by men" because it's a construct and story written by men, it's always been that.

We don't worship George Lucas today, but maybe in a thousand years we'll worship Geo Luca and the virgin birth of Anak SkyBoots.

If you think I'm being reductive or insulting, it's not meant to be. I grew up taking communion, and agonizing over every masturbation. The story isn't the problem, it's the rules to be part of the Fandom.

[–] mycroft 2 points 1 year ago

If average mental state is the measurement, then we get to include both the positive and the negative effects of religious mentality. Like Jim Jones, and the neverending stream of "posessions" that stem from complete mental conflicts and disconnections from reality -- encouraging people's mental illnesses.

Churches, hiding and covering up relgious negative experiences, cult worship as offshoots, death cults etc.

We pretend like the salem witch hunts were last eon or something, tell people "there are witches, they exist, satan compelled them to do things and they can make you do things."

All of a sudden a whole village was being "tempted" by satan, and it was all these witches fault.

Just gotta come up with a story as to how "it's not your fault" and people will fall over themselves to figure out how they fit in that story.

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