monkeyslikebananas2

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[–] monkeyslikebananas2 46 points 3 weeks ago

Just canceled prime too

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 19 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

There’s most likely some kompromat

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 8 points 1 month ago

That’s their plan

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 126 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (34 children)

Don’t worry, the data will get bought up by the healthcare industry and start using it to deny coverage or to increase premiums.

“You’ve been randomly selected for a rate increase! For no reason at all! Definitely random!” - Your insurance in 2 years, probably

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 7 points 1 month ago

They should start selling $30k bottles of booze.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 12 points 1 month ago

No, they are also that.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 4 points 1 month ago

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ oh well we tried….

GTFOH

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 5 points 1 month ago

Can also eliminate all corporate offices, if your job can be done on a computer, there shouldn’t be an office. Unless you need to be physically at your job, no need for you to be commuting at all.

The concept of corporate buildings isn’t even that old.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is hilarious because people were “really dying” of “other things” when the virus destroyed kidneys they “really died of kidney failure.” When it ravaged and stopped the heart it was really “heart disease.” Lungs, pneumonia. But definitely not the virus.

People are fucking stupid and we deserve whatever happens to us.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 3 points 1 month ago

I’ll just take the hot dog, please.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 17 points 1 month ago

Wait there’s more? I am going to bed.

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