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Trump: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years (theonion.com)

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Thanks, Onion, that does make me feel better.

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[–] DaddleDew 17 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Reminding myself that I'll most probably outlive Trump and Putin provides me happiness.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a great reason to keep on living. I was thrilled when Kissinger finally croaked

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fact that I don’t have to breathe the same air as that piece of shit, still fills me with joy. Same with Rumsfeld though not to the same degree. Waiting to line up to piss on Dick Cheney’s grave.

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