Today, OP was an idiot. Again.
this post was submitted on 03 Mar 2025
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That's Anon's curse, every day.
Hope someone on the replies told him that they were flirting with him, so next time he recognize it.
Someone that insecure would have fucked it up anyway.
I did something like this. I was sitting in the pool by my dorm for like an hour just kinda staring at a tree and a group of people showed up. after a bit one of the girls asked me my name and told me hers and my stupid ass said "ok".
You left her on read IRL
her friends kept trying to get her to ask me to come over to the side of the pool they were on after that too.
Anon, you dummy, she liked you!
I don't understand. What is the hoodie? I can't really read the letters. Just looks like generic anime girls.
I found it, it's hololive advent, gen 3 of hololive's EN vtubers. Fuwamoco from this generation won vtubers of the year so they're pretty popular at the moment.
The hoodie itself is from omocat, I actually have a few of their designs myself. Here is a link.
Knowing that context the girl may actually be making fun of Anon.
But it's a greentext so it's fake and gay anyways
Omocat themselves? But screw them, they are a bad person iirc.
I can see Biboo, Shiori and Nerissa, so it must be Hololive merch. Maybe it says "Holo Advent", Advent is the name of the group those three are in.
another example of middle-school anon pretending to be in an adult situation to avoid being underage b&
Just another Tuesday
The hell is a finger wave
This, no?
Hey there
I assume he infers. Taking your index finger upright and moving it left and right. In a nuh uh kinda way
That's a finger wag.
You don't wag, Jerry! It's very confrontational. People don't finger-wag unless they're really serious. Tell him, Kramer!
Oh, you dont finger wag, Jerry.
George: 👉
Yes 🤣 that’s what I was picturing
Another day of anon being an absolute idiot is like another day of breathing air.
If you go outside with that hoodie and don't expect to be humiliated re evalueate your decisions.
I think it’s neat.
totally heard this in marge's voice in my head.
The prosecution against the hoodie rests.
Unless someone is wearing a hentai shirt or something who cares? Just let people enjoy what they like without judgement
I'd say it is less about not letting them enjoy their interest and more about wearing anime girls on their clothes. That just isn't appropriate outside of maybe conventions and your own home, at least it is not perceived that way by most people.
Now you could argue that one shouldn't give a fuck about what anyone thinks, and that's valid, but misses the point.
female repellent hoodie