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News headlines that are so ridiculous, you could've sworn they were from The Onion

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'The Wallet Event': Crypto Startup Bankrupt After Losing Password to $38.9 Million Physical Crypto Wallet (www.404media.co)
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“The Company remains unable to access the 98f Wallet. The investigation continues.”

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[–] mindbleach 6 points 1 year ago

"I thought you had it!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Safety first: keep a memorable and easy to guess password, such as "password123"!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Lol