“But Daaaaad, I thought you were gonna save Me,” He cried. B&S 4:20:69
lars
Even explaining it sounds like a garbage humble brag — let me assure you I’m no genius. What I meant was, when I first understood “ignorance is bliss”, I was like “well, I’m particularly cursed because I am very smart”
You all sound so humble. I was literal trash and asked “why must I be cursed to be such a geeeeeenius??!”
I smile for Joy
This is peak r/BorderPorn! This is a photo of the American South as viewed from the American Midwest.
As an out-of-the-loop 90s-enthusiast, this is exactly what I think of when all these kids on my lawn keep going on about Starfield.
Did a JPEG write this?
Anti-gun but pro-this-pic, here
Like, what percentage of 2023 SCOTUS was chosen by a president who won a majority of US votes? Ffs. Awful.
Never felt so inclined to offer free tummy rubs all day. Poor guy.
Easily one of my all time favorite band names
Isn’t their world headquarters/flagship location literally at the George Bush Center for Intelligence? Chutzpah/folly.