jotadeo

There are more vulgar ones in Spain:

Me la suda ("la" refers to "la polla"): It makes my dick sweat

Me la pela: It peels my dick

Me importa una mierda: That matters a shit to me

Obviously, this last one is closer to "I don't give a shit," but it's essentially the same sentiment.

EV Camino

¿Por qué no los dos? (a phrase that itself is both of the 2010s and also timeless)

...and now she knows where you live.

21 times in a row (well, except for that one play of It's Not Unusual)

Reminds me of the ship from Gatchaman/G-Force/Battle of the Planets (just needs a new paint job and some minor modifications)

Totally agree. And I'm now using more of my time to relearn all the Spanish I've forgotten over the last 20 years and even improve beyond my previous level.

I also made the decision to try to use my social media/YouTube/web-browsing time on learning new things. When I'm in the mood for more mindless activities, I generally opt for watching videos where people bring positivity into the world in some way or another.

I pop on here once a day or every couple of days to fart around a very short while and then I'm back to doing my thing.

I occasionally end up on Reddit because a web search had results from there that were intriguing for whatever I was looking up. I never go in as a registered user anymore and those few times I do end up there, I'm in and out without going any farther than the thread that came up in the search results.

Thanks, Spez, for helping me take back my life!

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