jordanlund

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[–] jordanlund 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I dunno, Superman (1938) and Batman (1939) are both older than Wonder Woman (1941).

Her big problem is that even though she's been around for 83 years, she doesn't really have any iconic villains or storylines.

I think the best they could do would be to try to adapt Spirit of Truth:

https://www.dc.com/graphic-novels/wonder-woman-spirit-of-truth

[–] jordanlund 5 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

DC talks down their a-list characters while Marvel promotes their c and d list characters.

[–] jordanlund 1 points 4 hours ago

John Oliver is off until July 21st. 24 days from now. :(

[–] jordanlund 15 points 4 hours ago

Jon Stewart was kind of brutal:

"Lots of people have 'resting 25th amendment face.'"

[–] jordanlund 2 points 5 hours ago

"Bussy". The word is... "bussy". ;)

[–] jordanlund 2 points 5 hours ago

"Undecided" voters fall into two categories:

Trump voter: "Iah aint tellin' YEW who IAHM a-votin' FER!"

Undecided voter trying to choose between voting and not voting.

Nobody is undecided between the candidates.

[–] jordanlund 8 points 5 hours ago

Even her own staff hates her.

[–] jordanlund 2 points 5 hours ago

This candidate brought to you by Carl's Jr.

[–] jordanlund 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jordanlund 1 points 5 hours ago

That's the thing, it just showed up one day. I called the city and got it gone.

[–] jordanlund 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

AOC technically won't be old enough until October 13th, which I guess isn't a problem for being sworn in in January. But I don't see people voting for someone who just qualified weeks before the election.

[–] jordanlund 2 points 5 hours ago

Ableist slurs aren't allowed. :)

 

Northbound on-ramp closures:
Southwest Kruse Way.
Southwest Haines Street.
Southwest Capitol Highway.
Southwest Spring Garden Street.
OR 99W/Barbur Boulevard.

Southbound on-ramp closures:
I-405 on-ramp.
South Harbor Drive on-ramp.

 
 

"The decision, first reported by KGW, comes as Portland officials vote on an agreement with Multnomah County on their partnership to reduce homelessness. Portland Commissioner Rene Gonzalez, who is running for mayor, has blasted the county for its policy on tarps and tents, arguing that their distribution harms the city’s “livability and the ability for small businesses to thrive.”"

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) by jordanlund to c/politics
 

Here we go, the first Presidential debate between Biden and Trump begins at 9 PM Eastern/6 PM Pacific.

How to watch it:

https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/25/politics/how-to-watch-cnn-debate/index.html

"The CNN Presidential Debate will air live on CNN, CNN International and CNN en Español, and via streaming on Max for subscribers and without a cable login on CNN.com. CNN will make the debate available to simulcast on additional broadcast and cable news networks.

You can also follow CNN’s live debate coverage on CNN.com, which will include analysis and fact checking."

"According to parameters set by CNN in May, all participating debaters had to appear on a sufficient number of state ballots to reach the 270 electoral vote threshold to win the presidency and receive at least 15% in four separate national polls of registered or likely voters that meet CNN’s standards for reporting.

Polls that meet those standards are those sponsored by CNN, ABC News, CBS News, Fox News, Marquette University Law School, Monmouth University, NBC News, The New York Times/Siena College, NPR/PBS NewsHour/Marist College, Quinnipiac University, The Wall Street Journal and The Washington Post."

Edit And that's it! Thanks for watching everyone!

tl;dw:

Consensus is Trump didn't so much as beat Biden as Biden beat himself.

The real loser is CNN who failed to fact check anyone, and there were obvious fact checks on both sides.

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Love reading the manuals:

 

"The new rules require people who are offered shelter to accept it or face penalties, and it directs homeless individuals that they must keep their camping area tidy if they can’t access shelter. The ordinance scales back the potential of a 30-day stint behind bars for violators to just seven days and emphasizes a preference to offer offenders diversion."

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