jkure2

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[โ€“] jkure2 2 points 2 years ago

How do you even fit in more ads lmao we used to have whole ass halftime shows during games now it's just gambling ads and fake returns from commercial jk here's another minute of ads

[โ€“] jkure2 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

You fuckin know it lmao I was just reading on Twitter how they're sending up a c-130 and some special military submersible to help with the search. Who's paying for that? ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

[โ€“] jkure2 1 points 2 years ago

Like everything else it's entirely dependent on team size/composition as well as the context of the work. But in my experience (10-20 people data engineering/warehousing team on a project with maybe 8 or so other similarly sized units for other stuff) we have standups and teams for this stuff.

The shared board is fine, or it would be if I didn't have to spend 2-3 hours in a sprint planning meeting that is more about initializing burn down charts than about setting up a card board. That stuff is such an ironic waste of time it drives me nuts, probably doesn't help that our pmo is totally incompetent

[โ€“] jkure2 3 points 2 years ago

Also nobody should want that anyway lmao

[โ€“] jkure2 44 points 2 years ago (9 children)

It's more than a little ironic they [presumably] died in an accident caused by cutting corners on regulations and safety by saying things like "certifications cost too much time and money, we shouldn't have to train someone just to convince them that this is safe", as well as doing things like firing safety personnel when they object to the submersible's worthiness.

I saw someone call it the 'minimim viable submersible' and I've never heard a better description as someone who spends all day working on minimum-viable-product style projects

[โ€“] jkure2 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Hundreds of migrants drowned in the Mediterranean like not even more than a few days ago and I've seen at least 20x more of this kind of sentiment for a handful of rich dudes that wanted to go visit the titanic in a un-certified pringles can created by a company that recently fired it's director of marine operations because he wouldn't sign off on the safety of this thing. Their company website says they are not certified because certification impedes innovation ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

Like I saw on Twitter yesterday these dudes are the deadest that anyone has ever been, whether you cry-yell at people on the internet for not being sufficiently crestfallen or not

[โ€“] jkure2 1 points 2 years ago

Some boxes would really tie the room together ya know

[โ€“] jkure2 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Jira (agile) sucks man, never once been like wow I am so glad I have to log into this separate system and effectively keep a diary of what I did today

Pure concession from workers to management, my life gets worse and I get nothing for it

[โ€“] jkure2 4 points 2 years ago

I'm also FREE to say fuck Meta, fuck Facebook, and all communities should defederate with anything corrupted by them

[โ€“] jkure2 3 points 2 years ago

Lmao extremely apt as someone who was trying (and failing) to get an account setup during the fist day of the reddit blackout

[โ€“] jkure2 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I am also surprisingly digging the low key feel of the small communities too. I won't be going back, this is not as hard as I was expecting

[โ€“] jkure2 6 points 2 years ago

Ok so you want to move up on the draft. What are you gonna give me?

How about a fringe all star who is getting paid north of 50 million for the next 4 years, who also has a no trade clause? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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