jettrscga

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[–] jettrscga 2 points 6 months ago

Maybe different social media platforms have different censoring requirements.

[–] jettrscga 72 points 6 months ago (1 children)

He looks badass from the top, but under the water his lil legs are paddling at full speed.

[–] jettrscga 8 points 6 months ago

You don't even need tires for that! They're changing them, goober. Leave the old ones at home.

[–] jettrscga 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I like how they say false crime as if storytelling and theater aren't a thing already.

Bitch just invented fiction.

[–] jettrscga 4 points 6 months ago

A cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger with a cheeseburger in a Cheeseburger's.

[–] jettrscga 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (5 children)

The population of Maryland is 6.165 million. 100k people is 1.6% of the state's population.

That seems insane.

[–] jettrscga 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This feels generous given the average person, but I see where you're coming from.

[–] jettrscga 2 points 6 months ago

Oh neat, in just one more year we can look forward to no toxic chemicals in their packaging...

[–] jettrscga 12 points 6 months ago

It's 0.85 cups per day every day of the year.

It's not a lot, but he's either horrifyingly consistent or floods his body with cheese on a few ritualistic days. I fear either option.

[–] jettrscga 33 points 6 months ago (4 children)

That's strange since the movies don't really try to give The Empire any redeeming values. It's pretty literally and figuratively black and white.

But The Empire has a better costume department. ...Man I guess I'm in.

[–] jettrscga 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like somebody woke up on the wrong side of Uranus today.

[–] jettrscga 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But what if they're riding a horse and the horse does something silly? What then?

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